yinx1:

illumahottie:

compromisedanalintegrity:

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

LOOK. this shit is IT.

g o o o o o o d b y e

good nite

(via lovelife-hopeless)


the-young-blood-chronicles:

can we show some love for Dan Pawlovich? He’s the guy that’s filling in for Spencer on tours and shows and I don’t think anyone knows/cares about this talented ass drummer

(via 1dhockey)


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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(via messedup-and-searching)



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St Andrews Hall, Detroit, MI. 02/04/14

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St Andrews Hall, Detroit, MI. 02/04/14

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the-captains-wife:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

Tom Hiddleston holding Chris Hemsworth’s baby.
Tom with a baby
TOM wiTh a bA by

HERE TUMBLR HAVE THIS

image

I had to stare for like 10 minutes to make sure it was real

(via messedup-and-searching)


fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

(via nopety-nope-nope)


teacher: i’m gonna-
me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

thatfunnyblog:

swirl

thatfunnyblog:

swirl


thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

(via headfirstforieros)



tumbledore-:

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Happy Good Friday

(via irrationalobsession)



rose-dix-and-both-her-eyebrows:

twistedinminnesota:

Omfg


Last night I got high and watched this show and it was seriously the funniest thing ive ever fucking seen

rose-dix-and-both-her-eyebrows:

twistedinminnesota:

Omfg

Last night I got high and watched this show and it was seriously the funniest thing ive ever fucking seen

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itsleviooosah:

kvotheunkvothe:

forevvy:

 

Ten bucks probably feels like a lot of money to him, too. Like this wasn’t an idle bet.

$10 in 1945 is about $130 today

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